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>be at frat party, supposed to be biggest party of the year so far
>tons of sweet 10/10 babe pussy
>plenty o' beer
>there with some friends, scopin' out some sexy honeys, having a good time
>this really was a great party
>look across the room
>see a hot mamasita giving me the sexy eye from across the room
>look behind me
>look at her
>point at myself, mouth "me?"
>she shakes her head yes and winks
>timetomakemymove.exf
>walk over, start chatting it up
>she seems to be really into me
>about to make my move when suddenly
>"Ey brah, whatchu doin' tryna make a move on my gurl??"
>King of the douches arrives
>most stereotypical douchebag I've personally ever seen irl
>pink abercrombie shirt, collar popped, those big dumb sunglasses, golfing visor turned backwards
>he's ripped, tho
>girl rolls her eyes when he comes in
>I start getting nervous
>he starts walking over towards the both of us
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