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Dex trannies, oh Dex trannies...when will you understand you've lost?
See pic related? That's not 357 preorders. That's 357 THOUSAND preorders. That's right. This game is already guaranteed to sell that many copies, and it's not even out yet. It's also climbing the top 10 of Amazon as we speak, and I'm sure it'll peak at number one soon.
This game will be a Smash hit on the Switch this holiday season. Soon the DexTrannies inane complaints will be buried under pure, unadulterated joy from longtime fans and newcomers alike.
So just give it a break DexTrannies, for your sake and ours. You've lost. It's time to call it quits. You don't belong here anymore. Just move on. And when you're done being whiny little babies, I'm sure you'll wanna play the game anyway. It's just a video game, it's meant to be enjoyed. No need to have this much anger and frustration over a video game series. You put up a good fight, but it's time to throw in the towel. Otherwise, you risk being utterly BTFO, a defeat you'll likely never recover from. It's your choice anon.
And just one more reminder: You'll buy it anyways.
