>>14943126http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFp_6WnujiUThe conversation is hot.
It's sexy.
It makes the whole area around you feel stuffy, there's a sudden lack of oxygen.
You could say it was
saucy.
>"Greetings, disgusting trash whores!">>"Salutations, my harlot! Pray tell, what deliciously dirty gossip do you have to disperse amongst the townspeople this beautiful afternoon? I have high hopes and I hope to be satisfied with your findings!">>>"I too, eagerly await as I floss my open rum with my tail, for that as what we cats do!">"Oh what tale I do indeed have to recite! This rumor comes from the drones, so while you may doubt its potential impeccability, do keep in mind that it is in regards to the two fanciest households in the town!">>>"The Captulips and the Montahues?">"The very same! See, the workers the families hire to work their gardens have spoken trash of their masters, it appears that Headmaster Montahue and Lady Captulip have been involved in the stirring of the pot!">>"Wh-What?! You cannot be serious, that sounds unbelievable! You told us a few weeks ago that their peace was forever disturbed by their second feud! What is this sauce you speak of!?">"Shh, speak lowly! Few citizens know of this, excluding Lady Montahue and Headmaster Captulip, if they were to discover their respective spouses were bunking the junk in the trunk, their already annoying feud will burst to UNBEARABLE levels!">>>"That so? Well, this shall have to be a thing we keep to few people! I'd hate to have the town destroyed thanks to the households fluctuating relationship."