>>41390364Oh you want more drunken rants Hop? First off, go fuck yourself, if you interrupt me and Lass again I'll delete your fucking world. Or how about I start the modding shit, want to be a fucking Greedent the rest of your life? THEN FUCK OFF WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF CLIMAXING.
I know, I'll tell you about your contempraries and tell you how far any 'rival' of mine has fallen. First I was a guy in Johto and my rival there was legit. He stole, he beat his pokemon, he was an overall piece of shit that got his act together. Top quality fellow, would pity fuck if I was a girl back then, 10/10. Next, there were two different rivals during my time Hoenn. Guy again, yeah back then, I didn't have the balls to try on some tits. Honestly I don't remember either of them. All I remember was 'where the fuck is my Dratini' and 'whoever designed this evil team was fucking retarded'. You don't know what a Dratini is? YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW SHIT FOR BRAINS.
The next time I popped into Sinnoh and tried a girl then. Let me tell you Hop, you get the chance, give the clit a chance. Utterly different from a dick, you don't know what you're missing out on. Point is, I DO remember this rival because he was so shit. An excitable piece of shit, honestly his parents need to put him on Adderall, THEN he might pose a challenge. Also you know Cynthia? After I beat her in the League, lets just say I was a fan of Yuri after that point. Lets see then there I had like, 3 Rivals in Unova. I think Blanco was one or something along that lines, and a guy named N. At least N's DAD was a little dangerous, still all three of them were interruptive little shits like you. Could not take 3 steps before one of them showed up. One of them even interrupted me while I was trying to take a shit. Then I hit Unova again 2 years later, and Hugh.... I liked Hugh. But that's when I came to realize that they made you lost specifically to lose. Never went back... hope he's okay.
