>>43979114most vaporeon owners are irresponsible owing to the fact they're also one of the most popular kinds of eeveelutions to own, resulting in them getting fed scraps from the owners meals which results in them begging for even more scraps, often resulting in a vicious cycle that the majority of the time leaves the vaporeon a bloated, lazy animal that spends all day eating and sleeping that'll usually only get up if it means they get fed more snacks
of course, their water-based biology means their much less affected by the side-effects of extra weight than their other cousins, meaning you could probably turn them into a four-legged queen sized bed with a massive, blubber-filled tail sticking out and the only bad thing to happen to them would be a loss of mobility
