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>be eleven years old
>at my aunt's house for thanksgiving dinner
>playing silver while dinner is being made
>dicking around in the park, doing the bug catching contest
>find a kakuna that shines and is green for some reason
>got second place to some scrub and his pincer, doesn't matter
>"Put your game boy down, anon, it's time to eat!"
>save my game and put game down
>three hours later, time to leave
>turn my game boy on so I can check the weird kakuna I caught
>find out my fucking idiot cousin had taken my gameboy and wiped my save
>try to tell my friends I caught a green Kakuna at school the next week
>"That was a Metapod you fucking idiot."
>MFW
Since that day, I have yet to encounter even a single shiny Pokemon.