>>35255142As the dawn comes, a new empire rises.
Reese's Empire.
The nut and the chocolate, having conquered the disgusting foreign hordes, are finally free to establish their own glorious nation.
A land of the thickest peanut butter, and the crunchiest chocolate.
With the peeps, destined to operate as the sex slaves of their new social order, all of the ruling class's needs, no matter how deviant, are forever satisfied.
The minis, having provided the war effort with valuable nudes, despite their overall uselessness, are given a place of small honor inside the newfound society, where they will eventually bloom into poets and meme artists.
Finally, the accursed sour cremes, not even fit for slavery, are cast away from the newly created paradise, just to be persecuted and hunted down like the mindless beasts they always were, their deformed corpses paraded for all nuts in the world to see and mock.
The End.
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