I finished and could I get a story in the catalogue? I don't know if it's good enough b ut:
http://pastebin.com/WdNSBFcq The title is: Jawbreaker by Elestee, it is a lewd oneshot.
Summary: A hiker winds up in a rough predicament when he loses footing on Mt. Coronet and winds up trapped in a snowstorm, only to find himself partnering up with the most unlikely of creatures to not freeze to death.