>>18606800"And for your information, it's not cheating, it's STRATEGY! Those kids had it coming, it's way past their bedtime!"
Phantump takes immediate offense to that and without warning, suddenly uses his most powerful woodland magic in order to place a different kind of curse on you.
"Phaaaaaaaaaaaan..........TUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!"
"AAAAAAAGH! M-MY NOSE, MY NOOOOSE!"
Your nose suddenly sinks into your face and disappears. In its place, a loooooooooooooong fucking shaft of hardwood forcefully thrusts itself out of your forehead."HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT THE PAIN, THE PAIN, THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"
"Calem, Phantump here used to be a child prior to dying within the woods I found him in, how do you think he feels?"
"PROBABLY NOT AS BAD AS THE GUY WHO HAS A FREAKING ROD OF WOOD SPLITTING THROUGH HIS SKIN AND STICKING OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD!"
"...I see. You're right, he probably doesn't feel that bad. Phantump, undo your phantasmic wizardry."
"Phaaaan, phaan..."
