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One time this niglet told me he saw a life-sized Snorlax pillow in Walmart for $20, so I often asked my parents to take me to Walmart where I kept looking for it. I never found it, but my parents got me other little pokemon toys since they felt bad that I wasn't having any luck finding it.
Deep down, I knew he was a lying piece of shit but I wanted to believe that it was true.
I was overjoyed when they came out with these since they were just like what I imagined, but I never got one because I had already accepted defeat and the shipping for one would've been disgustingly expensive given how big and heavy they are.