>>16222498The tie was randomized.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8qXJ8ku2T4"Ahh, shalom, shalom! Welcome, welcome to the Wandering Alien Emporium of Extraterrestrial Souvenirs, we have everything here from alien guts to alien lungs! Do you have a Rewards Card?"
Approaching the trailer-turned-store, you see that there's no one else buying anything but you. The shopkeeper is talking to you, bud. Despite the fact that his kooky eyes are looking in two different directions that are nowhere near where you are.
You wave your hand with a sheepish little smile, "Um, no I don't! I'm just browsing. See, I'm trying to prove to a friend of mine that aliens exist."
The Kecleon sighs, "Aaaagh...If I had a nickel for EVERY single time someone came to my store for the exact same reason! I'd be twenty SHREKELS richer than I am now! Either way, you seem like a nice kid! The name is Topper Kekels, traveling viral internet showman flavorful sensation of the month! But you may call me Toppy for short!"
"Alright 'Toppy', so what do you have in store?"
"Tons, TONS of things! Take a look, they're all one-hundred percent genuine I tell you! And NOT cursed either, not at all! Not unlike those dammed Khovoskhys! EVERYTHING THEY HAVE SUMMONS EVIL!"
A) Ask about the rusted toy can that mimics Miltank cries when someone blows in it.
B) Question him for some deets on the old Simon Says game on display.
C) Ask for a Rewards Card.
