>>36031815>be 11>ask parents for the new switch for bday>birthday rolls around they get me a 3dsxl>fucking tear down the entire in an autistic rage>parents get mad and holds me down and takes the stylus out from the 3DS>they insert the stylus into my urethra and twist it like dough>tornado of blood spews out of penis and lands everywhere, even on the cake>eventually piss and cum shoot out and mix into the tornado>scream so loud my diapers start filling up with weird green poop (fuck you mom i didnt want to eat my veggies now look what happens)>go to hospital, doctor circumcises it and eats foreskin in front of me>come back to /vp/ and my fucking tornado dick felt better than half of these threadsseriously fuck off now ol chap
