>>18350775"I have an issue...have you ever gotten an extremely skinny hot dog stuck in the hole of a beer bottle? It's something like that."
Patrick Stewart lets out one of those hearty Patrick Stewart laughs.
"Why of course I have! I'm Patrick Stewart, I've done everything from tying my own shoes to dancing the dance of the Mayans to summon rain over my parched hometown deep within the Amazon!"
Serena begins to get a little dubious, "You lived in the rainforest?"
"No, no, no! I live in the /website/! And I still do in fact! It's where I bought these special DVDs!"
Things take a turn for the bizarre when Patrick Stewart retrieves a DVD box set of
Fairy Tail from under the counter.
"You see young lady, as much as I would like to assist you seeing as I myself have gotten my wrangler stuck in beer bottles before, I cannot seeing as I'm far too busy at the moment, that and I'm Patrick Stewart and I just don't feel like it."
Serena leans on the counter, suspicions rising, "Exactly what do you have to do right this very second that's so important?"
Patrick Stewart refers the girl back to his DVDs, "I'm going to spend the day watching these DVDs! As you might have noticed, the cover makes a lot of people assume that I watch it for the plot, but I really don't!
I only watch it for the excess amount of wizard fannies!""I believe our business is done here."
Red herring detected, Serena steps out of the establishment, disheartened, but still intent on setting things right.
And so, Serena went all around town in search of someone willing to give two ducks about her companion--ie: You.
