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>go to gamestop, dressed as dialga
>all people are staring
>nervous as fuck
>use Roar of Time
>all people around me die
>grab pokemon x and get the fuck out without paying
>police is now looking for Dialga because of theft and murder
>one day police is at my door
>fuck fuck fuck
>get my Palkia costume and dress as quickly as I can
>police breaks door in
>"Excuse me sir, I guess you're not the person we're looking for"
>Police goes away and never comes back
>nobody knows that I was Dialga
Everything went better than expected
