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>be me
>work at gamestop
>known locally as the biggest pokemon fan in town
>i embrace my title
>young guy comes in store
>greet him
>He's in his early 20's, probably in college.
>Asked to preorder pokemon x edition
>give him his receipt. he marks something on it with a pen.
>Strike up a conversation with him.
>usually style on plebs with my intimate knowledge of the game
>he not only understands but is well versed in the intricacies of the genre
>then he says it.
>"im pretty much the biggest pokemon fan in town"
>Im appalled. that is my title.
>i inform him of my standing as the biggest fan in town.
>He laughs and says "i guess we're both pretty big fans"
>i refuse to share my title.
>grab the little jar of acid we keep under the counter at gamestop, for chasing off neckbeards and burning kids names off of ds carts.
>splash the fucker.
>he goes down screaming
>"im blind oh god!"
>I had noticed what he had written on his receipt.
>"Check out what i just picked up /vp/! Oct. 11"
