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It's almost like you're actively trying to prevent people from engaging with you by drowning your argument in a sea of obtuse language, so you can claim some false sense of victory when no one bothers responding.
This is just the same subjective bullshit we've read a hundred times, only run through a thesaurus. The fact that you can't accept a serious mon with a silly side just screams autism. All of his design elements play seamlessly into a clear-cut, coherent "frog ninja" motif, which is already cohesive on a thematic and cultural-historical level (Jiraya), an aspect that you argue. It conveys all the strength associated with ninjas, tempered by the benignity of being a giant frog, and moreover a pokemon. This isn't "weakness" by excessive or conflicting elements as you say, it's strength of broad appeal by seamlessly combining those elements of edge and cuteness, easily taken all the way in either direction.
I'm sorry you want your Pokemon to be one dimensional.