>>39124339>>39124360MAGGOTS! I AM CURRENTLY HAVING MYSELF A FANTASTIC SLICE OF AMERICAN PIZZA PIE! I SHALL RETURN IN A WHILE AND START MY BLACK 2 NUZLOCKE AND SAVE THIS BOARD FROM THE TWITTER AND SHILLFAGGOTRY THAT HAS BEFALLEN IT! PRIVATE TWINKLETOES WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!
IN THE MEAN TIME, HERE ARE MY NUZLOCKE RULES:
1. IF YOUR POKEMON FALLS IN BATTLE, IT IS GIVEN A DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE STRAIGHT BACK INTO THE WILD
2. YOU CAN ONLY ENLIST THE FIRST POKEMON ENCOUNTERED ON EACH ROUTE! ALL OTHER POKEMON ARE WEAK AND DO NOT MEET THE REQUIREMENTS TO BE A PROPER SOLDIER!
3. IF YOU FAINT THE FIRST ENCOUNTER, YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY STRONG ENOUGH WITHOUT THAT WEAKLING! PASS THE ROUTE WITH NO RECRUITMENTS!
4. IF YOU ENCOUNTER A SOLDIER YOU HAVE ALREADY ENLISTED, YOU MAY SEEK COUNCIL WITH OTHER ADVISORS! IF THEY SAY CATCH IT, CATCH IT YOU MUST, BUT IF THEY SAY NO, YOU CAN ENLIST A DIFFERENT SOLDIER!
5. THIS IS AMERICA, SO WE SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THIS, BUT PARTY EXP SHARE IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS AND SHOULD ALWAYS BE OFF!
6. BATTLE STYLE IS TO ALWAYS BE ON "SET"! RUNNING AWAY IS FOR FROGS AND COWARDS AND WE ARE NEITHER!
DISMISSED FOR THE TIME BEING! LET ME KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER RULES I SHOULD PUT IN PLACE!
