>>50694824You little shits really think this is over?
Don't make me laugh.
Your monthly Pokémon Hostage check was paying me a lifetime supply of hookers and cocain. I made the world's most valuable IP out of lying to children and exploiting Iwata into developing cancer, all the while Ishihara and I had more whores going in and out of the studio than lines getting in the code. I was the one with the balls whom Ohmura 'the Pedo on probation' called to tell you straight to your face that I was culling half the Pokedex from the next game because I couldn't be bothered — and still, you bought it anyway.
I am the monster behind this franchise. No other dev is as ruthless and heartless as I am. I am the highschool dropout who had a fully-loaded Nambo under his couch in case the loanshark came asking for the cash Ishihara and I had pissed away. The one time I tried in my life, you called my game shit. It is karma that the most productive room in GF's studio is the bathroom, because all you're getting is our dump with the Pokémon logo slapped on it. It doesn't matter I'm out of the studio: I am still behind the business model.
It doesn't matter where they put me — I have so much dirt on Nintendo and TPC that I could land even Miyamoto a year or two in jail if I wanted —, the game will still be trash and still,
YOU
WILL
BUY
IT
ANYWAY
