>>21374554Once everyone's out and acquainted with each other, you clap twice to get their attention, "Okay, listen up guys! I'm letting you all out to get a wink of sunshine and to go mess around montage-style in this poke paradise to the tune of a badly dubbed music, but FIRST--I want you guys to behave! The Pokemon here have /feelings/, yes, those kinds of feelings, I know, I know. They're very sensitive and may not immediately approach you! Just be nice, don't screw around, don't do things I wouldn't do--Okay! Are we clea--"
You pause, a bead of sweat rolls down your cheek as you realize you've been talking to a cloud of dust this entire time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8"HEY, THEY ALL DITCHED ME!!"
A) Yo dawg get that shitty dub music up in here.
B) God no, my ears cam't take it. Please, skip the montage!
