Quoted By:
You've been cursed, /vp/.
You died recently. It wasn't an unpleasant death, but since you did nothing particularly significant with your life, the Witch of Failed Destiny decided to purchase your soul. It wasn't very expensive.
She doesn't believe in eternal torment, but she does think that sad people deserved to be teased relentlessly. She has studied your mind and soul extensively, and has come up with a playful punishment that she thinks suits you perfectly.
The witch has transported you into your least favorite incarnation of any Pokemon universe, the BW anime. Not only that, you've been turned into a character most people despise, Iris.
Worse yet, the witch is slowly brainwashing you, and the longer you stay in this dimension, the more you act and think like Iris does. Even your memories are starting to change! You are starting to have the constant urge to call everyone around you a kid and you constantly want to swing on trees and be a dragon master. The witch will only reverse the changes if you can convince her to, but she's having fun watching your mental transformation so far, and it's unlikely she'll stop before you completely become Iris.
You better hurry! You don't have much time left. What do you say to the witch in order to convince her to stop what she's done?
