>>44090566Why are people on this board in particular such a middle school level of stupid?
I keep hearing people say Rock shouldn't be SE on Ice, occasionally (obviously these people are Icefags who care more about buffing their precious special snowflake Type [that they wouldn't even care about if it was actually good, because they're just contrarian hipsters] than they do about logical consistency). Why the fuck would it not be? What is going on in your fucking pea sized brain, your vacuous caveman skull, that makes you think Rock and Ice's relationship should be reversed?
I could almost actually forgive the idea of Ice being SE on Rock, because of the way ice breaks rocks apart. But 1.) ICE ITSELF doesn't do that. It's the water that gets inside rocks and then expands when it freezes that does it, just chucking a hunk of ice at a fucking rock ain't gonna do jack shit, and 2.) it fucking takes years and years of freezing and thawing and freezing and thawing again and again before this process wears down rocks significantly.
What I will not and cannot look passed, however — what words my disbelieving eyes have just had the terrible mispleasure of gazing at — what is beyond my comprehension how anyone could ever genuinely fucking suggest this — is the fact that you just fucking proclaimed, here, for everyone in the vicinity to hear your marvelous idea, that *Ice should fucking resist Rock*.
Y'know, Ice.
That thing frequently compared to glass.
We can make that resist Rock now.
You are an addlepated ninny and a malconglomerate affront to mother nature.
