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I hate this bitch so much
>be me, 3 gym badges after a year of casual battling
>no set goals, just doing it for fun and some sense of accomplishment
>travel to saffron to challenge sabrina and maybe pick up another win
>get completely swept, like she wasn't even holding back
>turning to leave when I'm suddenly teleported elsewhere
>get dropped in the middle of some street made of plastic, surrounded by houses and walls of fake sky
>pokeballs and bag are missing
>sabrina shows up from outside of the walls and she's like 300 feet tall for some reason
>I'm in a fucking dollhouse city
>try to hide from her in a nearby building but she just takes the roof off before reaching down and picking me up
>trying not to freak out from the height as she pokes and pulls at me in her palm, remaining expressionless
>get put back in the doll city once she's bored of toying with me
>pick a random house and try to sleep away the nightmare
>wake up, still there
>every day brings some new weird shit to deal with
>actual dolls placed around turn their heads and watch me
>sometimes there's a giant, dead-eyed doll girl walking around trying to pick me up, step on me, other general torment
>sabrina still shows up, staring at me, flicking me around, chasing me with her hand, picking me up to play with
>one time she puts me in her pocket and plays out an entire gym battle with me in there
>hard to tell time under constant artificial lighting but remain trapped in the doll city for at least a week
>real food always shows up wherever I go, never turn it down despite basically being a prisoner
>nothing to do but exist and wait to be screwed with by my giant captress
>eventually teleported outside the gym at normal size, pokeballs and bag in hand, like nothing ever happened
>tell the cops what happened but they clearly just think I'm a fucking weirdo
>no one else believes me either because apparently no time has actually passed
>go home and never visit another gym again
fuck psychics
