>>20803594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0VkmYO-ZQChewie Walntus arrives just in time after being blown the fuck out to see his companion in smithereens. Johnny Cashews cuts off his rampaging flames and has the boombox playing O Fortuna shut off.
He drops to his knees. Superpower hasn't hit him yet, but Machamp is so close by this point, and the audience is just so far away that it's hard to tell what really happened and what didn't.
He throws his arms in the air.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATED! My streak of constant wins in Pokemon Auctions has FINAAAALLY been USURPED! I've been HUMILIATED and EMBARRASSED in front of these wealthy and sociable socialites! My reputation is RUUUUUINED, and I have NO CHOICE but to ADMIT that you are the SUPERIOR, and let you have the Griseous Orb and your silly clothes! OH, OHHHHHH WOE IS I! The great Johnny Cashews, FOILED!....FOR THE FIRST TIME!"
He lets out three loud coughs, one eye slightly peered open to scan the garden for reactions.
A) Call bouffshit.
B) Question nothing, a win is a win goyim!
C) Get moderately suspicious but not vocal about it.