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>playing Pokemon Gold at the YMCA after school
>fat little turd challenges me to a 1 on 1
>my Feraligatr vs his Nidoking
>I wipe the floor with it
>he rips out my cartridge and steals my link cable and tries to run away
>he trips over his own feet and falls flat on his face
>he cries to the counselor and says that I tripped him
>some kids witnessed him steal my stuff and they tried to defend me
>counselor goes "nope. I don't want to hear it" and makes me sit in the lobby for an hour
>kid gets to keep my stuff
