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ALRIGHT CLASS YOU BETTER DROP YOUR PEN + PAPER CAUSE THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE MOST MEGA MOFOS OUT THE IN THE MAGICAL WORLD OF POKEMON: MEGA PYROAR.
AS YOU CAN SEE HIS MANE HAS TURNED INTO REAL LIFE FIRE SO THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER. TRUST ME, THESE FLAMES ARE SO DANGEROUS, DARKWING DUCK WOULD BE LIKE, "LET US BUCKLE OUR PANTS", AND HE MAKES A VERY GOOD POINT. THIS MON (SHORT FOR POKEMON) GETS TO HELLA HIGH TEMPERATURES, THINK BITCOIN FARMS TIMES ALMOST INFINITY. IF YOU WERE TO MEASURE IT, YOU WOULD GET A WHOLE BUNCH OF ZEROES, EVEN WHEN USING THE KELVIN SCALE. TO GIVE YOU A BETTER SENSE OF JUST HOW HOT HIS MANE IS, I HAVE ADDED A TURKEY NEXT TO THE MEGA PYROAR. THAT TURKEY WAS FROZEN TO THE CORE A MERE SECOND AGO BUT JUST BY BEING IN THE MERE PRESENCE OF MEGA PYROAR IT TURNED INTO A BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN BROWN. UNFORTUNATELY THAT TURKEY WILL BE BURNED TO A CRISP SHORTLY AFTER BUT IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW FIRE CAN CREATE JUST AS EASILY AS IT CAN DESTROY, SO IN A WAY MEGA PYROAR IS A GREAT ANALOGY FOR THAT TOO NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.
ALRIGHT NOW IT IS TIME FOR SOME MEGA PYROAR FAQS
Q: HOW HOT DOES THE MANE GET?
A: I REALLY THOUGHT I HAVE MADE MY POINT ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE OF THIS POKEMON BY NOW BUT HERE IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE: YOU CAN ONLY USE MEGA PYROAR THREE TIMES PER SESSION BECAUSE OTHERWISE THE PROCESSOR GETS TOO HOT. AFTER THE THIRD TIME YOU GET A MESSAGE FROM NINTENDO URGING YOU TO SAVE AND TURN OFF THE 3DS FOR AN HOUR OR TWO SO IT CAN COOL OFF.
Q: HOW ARE HIS STATS?
A: I DO NOT REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THAT STUFF BIT IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD FOR OUR FIERY FRIEND. LOTS OF REALLY HIGH NUMBERS. I THINK HIS HEALTH POINTS ARE BIGGER BUT DO NOT QUOTE ME ON THAT ONE.
Q: WHAT IS IT NEW ABILITY?
A: I DO NOT KNOW, FLASH FIRE OR SOMETHING? OBVIOUSLY IT IS TELATED TO FIRE, BUT I CAN NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME RECALL THE DETAILS.
