>>33315208Here's an example of a truthful fairy story written in shortened modern english form.
"A good farmer man was growing his crops. The sun was hot and so he sat to take a break. He went to take a drink from his bucket, when a beautiful naked lady appeared in front of him. The farmer threw the water on his face, surely it was imagination of the sun. The naked lady pointed to the bucket, "May I have a sip sir, I am ever so thristy." The farmer, being a good farmer, gives the bucket to the naked lady. She immediately dumps out all the water and laughs. Through her laughter her form changed, revealing the pale grey skin and saucer eyes. The farmer raised his fist in anger "Damned be you accursed fae, that was my only water!" The fae wisped away on a quick breeze hurling explictives at the farmer. The farmer sat back down feeling sad, surely he would die of thirst. Michael in Heaven heard the prayers of the farmer and commanded the clouds in that particular spot to gather and rain on the farmer. The farmer drank his full of water and was happy. Later that day, the farmer met the same fae who was lying in the shade of a tree. The farmer had an idea, and began urinating on the sleeping fae. The fae woke up and immediately eviserated him with her dagger like talons, and drug his bleeding corpse into the river where she feasted for days."
The end.
Due to the sissification of fairies, the story would've ended like this if left to the modern form. "the farmer saw the fae on the side of the road asking for help from a deep wound. The farmer forgives the fae and tends to her wounds. Shameful of her past actions and grateful to the farmer, she takes him to her fae kindgom, and they get married. The End."
