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>Be me
>Get home from work after a long week
>Decide to enjoy my Friday night with my Vaporeon
>Got some Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Doritos like she wanted
>She says instead of watching Family Guy we can listen to Yeezus by Kanye West together
>I figured sure, a relaxing night of listening to music while high sounds great
>Turns out Yeezus is not a relaxing album at all
>It's loud. Yeezy season has approached
>She tells me that after Kanye made perfection in the studio album before this, he wanted to get experimental
>Contradicts that statement by telling me about two other albums released between that time period.
>Tells me that Daft Punk helped produce some of the tracks
>She gulfs down the snacks as she sits on top of me afterwards, the Doritos still visibly covering her teeth each time she speaks.
>I am sure she is using the album's loudness to hide the sound of her farts, because it smelt awful in this room
>Tells me how the track Bound 2 which closes the album is about Kim Kardashian and tells me about the music video for it where it is Kanye and Kim on a motorcycle
>Occasionally burps inches away from my face
>Tells me about the Yeezus tour and how he preformed on stage in a mask
>Tells me about leaked songs from this era in great detail
>This album was originally supposed to be three hours before a guy named Rick Rubin trimmed it down
I don't really like the album, but she was super into it and if it makes her happy, who am I to take that away from her?
