>>19604339You resume the conversation even as you hack and slash through the Jynx horde. Mom always said never to talk with something in your mouth, but she's not really here to tell you right from wrong and left from right.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't EVER talk like that! Killing people is never justified unless it's your absolute last resort, I once knew a guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who always thought about killing people, and you know what happened to him?"
"Ummm, I dunnno!~"
A)
"HE HIMSELF DIED. The end." then explain what karma is.
B) "He's now on life-support after having his buttocks shot out in Vietnam." then explain why references shouldn't be used as jokes or story filler material.
C) "He went into the perfume industry and never came back." then tell her to always stay pure.
D) "He became a head developer at Rockstar." then ban her from playing M-rated vidya.
E) "He turned into /v/", but don't explain what that is.
