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>inevitable DP remake comes out
>underground is now only secret bases, no digging for treasure since it could be dangerous for children IRL
>no game corner because german moral police got triggered
>cynthia's theme's pitch has gotten so high, only young children and dogs can hear her theme now
>sinnoh becomes a perfectly square region, with added road blocks to force linear progression
>exp share and six lucky eggs are given to you by your docile and quiet prettyboy friend Barry before you leave your house for the first time
>gym leaders are replaced by younger, more cartoonish-looking trial captains, they only have 2 pokemon each
>introducing six new friends who will take turns monologing for five minutes each every time you clear a trial, four of them are romantically interested, but cannot be romanced
>both dialga and palkia join your party at level 50 before you get to the fifth trial captain
>level 70 arceus joins your party before the elite four
>the elite four don't battle you, but instead quiz you about morals
>cynthia's pokemon are all 10 level below yours and have random IVs
>no battle frontier, no battle tower, only an exact carbon copy of the SuMo postgame, even the tropical setting
