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>be pic related
>walk into GameStop
>look around, some group looking at me funny but think nothing of it
>see my fat neckbeard bro I've met a couple times at these releases, last one was smash
>we discuss Smash mains and what not, suddenly a guy in the group next to us that was staring before starts talking about black guys and Smash in no nice manner, intentionally loud enough for me to hear
>dgaf, want my AS, ignore him
>talking to neckbeard friend about Smogon, say I'm no big fan but they can do what they do
>ugly grill in the group next to us asks her friends what Smogon is, faggot starts talking about how it's "a great place for those serious about the game, only stupid Karenfags wouldn't be able to cut it there" while looking at me
>give him a look but still dgaf, I want that AS
>turns out neckbeard bro is a pokephile with a crush on Meloetta, has her cry as his text message notification
>niggawut.jpg
>poker face through the rest of the conversation until we change the subject to Golden Sun
>finally 12, we get our games and part ways, I'm walking to my car
>get a snowball thrown at me by the faggot
>ask faggot what his problem is
>he says niggers
>I decide to fuck with him, chase him around the parking lot, I'm faster than him so he can't run into the store because I cut him off
>start quoting Mike Tyson shittalk, yelling shit like "I'LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME, FAGGOT"
>he trips and I catch up to him, his friends are laughing at him because he's in tears
>have enough keks for the night, get in car
>post on /vp/
That was fun.