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>The Kanto region was levelled. a horde of rampaging gyarados, answering only to the name of 'SPYRO', appeared out of nowhere, either an act of god or by a careless trainer. Their rage caused the previously inactive CINNABAR ISLAND to erupt.
>3 years later, a legend was born as a lone Dunsparce, answering to the name 'SnakeyJake', along with his team of male lovers, swept its way through the Johto region, then the Elite 4. Not satisfied, it travelled to the KANTO region, and led a rampage to the only beginning to recover region.
>Some time later, a trainer and his extraordinarily rare WHISMUR travelled through the HOENN region. His might was so intense that it calmed even the legendary beasts of Hoenn.
>years later, a filthy french canadian pervert, going only by the name of his province of origin, led a team of pokemon through the Sinnoh region. Through the journey, his perverse tendencies rubbed off on the innocent pokemon, and pics still float along the internet of his pokemon in lewd situations. Bearing no loyalties to them, however, he released all the pokemon in his party, catching a new team and continuing his annexation.
>Then, years later, accompanied by two retards, a wandering minstrel began his journey, standing against team plasma and convincing even their mary-sue King to allow pokemon to live among trainers
>now, two years later, a new journey begins....