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>be me
>studying in the couch, tired as fuck
>fall asleep
>dreaming about Pokémon XY
>start to play, everything is dark and rainy and edgy
>me and my friend went to investigate
>the butler gave me a Fennekin, my friend chose Chespin
>run around, fight with a rich boy, he gave us $2000
>now I have $16000
>bought some PokéBalls
>walking in the tall grass, trying to catch my first Pokémon
>shiny Breloom Lvl 16, my Pokémon is still 5
>use a PokéBall, caught with the first ball
>happy as fuck
>my friend start to lick my face
>wtf dude
>was my dog in the real life
>woke up
T-this count as a bad luck story?
