>>24944238"Ne ne ne!"
"GIVE IT BACK, YOU'RE GETTING GERBIL GERMS ALL OVER IT!"
The Miser makes desperate efforts to snatch the Stick back from Dedenne, but the ham-ham's grip is surprisingly too strong for him to overcome. Their squabble turns into a childish tug-o-war, and soon after a game of running around in circles, the Miser botching it each time.
The duel is a riot and even the slightest bit cute, buuuut fun as it may be you're just about ready to give into the Miser's pleas. See, you're no bully, it's in your nature to be a taut bottom. If you kept bullying this duck now you'd be no better than the people who tricked you into participating in Penis Inspection Day back in your emo school days.
Coincidentally 'duck' also happens to be the nickname they gave your dick.Suppressing an awkward chuckle and some less-than-enjoyable resurfacing memories, you call out to Dedenne. "Okay, enough Dedenne, that's enough! I just wanted to see the look on his face! You can give it back now!"
The duck snaps in your direction and freezes with his mouth agape. "F-Farfar! Really?!"
"Of course man!" you reassure him. "I mean, I'm just doing what I'm told, I only came here to rescue the ogre, I'm not taking much more than that. Except maybe some of your valuable time. Dedenne, let's give him what he wants!"
"Den den den!~"
"E-Eh... F-Farfar... Y-You can just hand it over, you don't need to—ACK!"
>Dedenne used Fling!>Dedenne flung the Stick!>A critical hit! 