>>16353450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-GJktj3fOw"The pamphlet. The Joy of Duck-Sex. That's what you two are here for, aren't you? You're here to bug me again about stuff that either doesn't make any sense or makes too much sense. That's a thing about life, you never know what they're going to TOSS AT YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Dr. House speaks with the back of his chair turned to you and correctly predicts your conundrum without even letting you explain for yourself. He turns around in his swivel chair and is distraught by what lies in his face.
>HOW TO MAJOR IN LIBERAL ARTS".....GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME!!!"
House grabs the book and snaps it into two on his knee, he then shoves both halves of the decimated book into a paper shredding, forcing them inside until they both get chopped into teensy weensy pieces.
When the ordeal is done, the doctor breathes harshly and rubs his temples.
Miss Leading squints her eyes at him, having recognized him from somewhere else.
"...Are....Are you Hugh Laurie?"
The doctor shakes his head, "I'm sorry but I'm not Hugh Laurie, 'Hugh Laurie' is this annoying little shithead back in Unova. Now, Calem, what's-her-face, I've been in medical sciences long enough to have attained inexplicably vague psychic powers, and I'm using them to send you both on a mindfuck cruise. I personally don't care if we've already met before, we might have, we might have not, but that's in the past, this is the now, and the now? I'm using my library card to look at pornography online like everyone else, except everyone else uses their computer time to go on Myspace."
A) "You already know about the pamphlet? Tell us what it's about then!"
B) "Why aren't you in Unova?"
C) "Do you play by the rules, Mr. House?"
D) "Who the hell still uses Myspace?"
