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>"Hey, dad, remember how I never told you about the girlfriends I had in High School?"
>"Uh-huh."
>"Well, I got one in college, but I gotta tell you, this one is different."
>"Is she Christian?"
>well, I guess Arceus counts.
>"Sure thing, dad."
>"Huh, that's pretty cool, then. I hope you'll bring her around sometime."
>I bring her in. They chat and get comfortable on the couches. He gets awkward (trait passed down to me. Thanks, Dadbama) and just puts on an episode of Star Trek on Netflix while I passively try to fill him in on her life and job as a cargo pilot, not mentioning anything about her being a Gym Leader.
>He insists that we go to a damn fancy meal, and he overdrafts his bank account to take us to some nice place in San Francisco.
>day finishes, Skyla and I say goodbye and she goes to the car.
>"Son, I'm proud of you, she's got a great butt."
