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Oh my god I have these little blood oranges and I get up and grab one and set it next to my computer and realize I forgot something to place it on. So I went to grab a plate and my orange is gone. I'm confused and think 'Well, maybe I just thought I grabbed it and actually didn't,' cause I do that stupid shit all the time. I just grab another one and start peeling it. After I've finished the orange I smell this overwhelming aroma of orange juice. Turns out I DID grab an orange. My bird wanted it, rolled it on the ground and then rolled it into an empty box she found so she could tear into it where I couldn't see her.
