>>41843974Are you offering me your supple boypucci? uwu
I'm flattered, but I'll have you know that my penis is 8 inches by 3 inches, and that it'll rip the lining of your intestines open, especially if I push with all 250 pounds of my weight, not including the 100 pounds of additional force that I thrust with.
To put it politety, imagine someone tying three broom handles together the length of an Ipad, and then having that shoved directly up your ass with the force of a sledgehammer from a bodybuilder.
You'll die friend. Do you really wish to die in such an embaressing manner? Sodomized, goosh gooshed to death? It will be a pleasure beyond your mortal comprehension, but it will be the very last thing you experience on this planet.
