>>56187219Let's break this down objectively.
>1Axel would spend the entire time looking out the window and you wouldn't get to watch the plane taking off. Objectively the worst seat in the cabin.
>4>DisdainForPlebs.pngNot only would these two probably order the really expensive first-class catering that cost more than your ticket, they would also hog the armrests and never give them up. Objectively the worst seat in the cabin.
>2Ground Zero. Not only would you have Azelie and Ruka squealing over girl thangs, you would also have Ruka and Bibi squealing over battle strategies (while Alex invites himself in), Bibi squealing over Azelie's Aura, Alto trying to flirt with all the pretty girls, Phos trolling Alto by pretending to fall asleep on his shoulder, Phos trolling everyone by encouraging Alto to sing to pass the time (especially so THOSE NICE GENTLEMEN IN THE FRONT CAN HEAR YOU!), and Azelie and Gene having dingus-to-dingus communication from across the plane. Objectively the worst seat in the cabin, possibly the closest you will get to experiencing Hell on Earth.
>3You really want the seat closest to the bathroom? Where that strange man can lean across the aisle and ask "You're in the know, right?" Where you have another window-hogger to your left and some strange woman trying to see if it's possible to turn human skin as red as her hair through hushed whispers alone? Objectively the worst seat in the cabin.
>5If you have to get up to use the bathroom, you know these two aren't letting you out of your seat. And you have to hear them going goo-goo with each other the entire time. Objectively the worst seat in the cabin.
>6Miku might be playing phone games with headphones on, but you can still hear every obnoxious BING-BING sound effect. Objectively the worst seat in the cabin.
>7David has questionable hygiene and has that "gym musk." Objectively the worst seat in the cabin.
>8Ground Zero for Tweny trolling everyone else. Still the only safe seat.
