>>14559337The best thing to do now would be to sway the conversation into a direction where he can't get all cranky and pissy-pantsy, you take the initiative.
"Who were those guys you were hiding from?"
It sounds like a reasonable start, if you can help him with his little situation, he'll probably help you get the hell out of this forest. A little scratch my thigh, I scratch yours but try not to get horny while doing it.
Spewpa's face goes from asshurt to serious as he contemplates something within his mind. Opening his mouth, he coughs up a candle, and lights it up.
"Follow me, and try to keep up."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqNbkoXsrfQYou and Miss Leading give each a look of shared confusion, though this is more directed to the fact that that bug just kinda regurgitated a fucking candle. But with no other choice and no map of sorts to guide you out of the wretched woods, you follow him.
The cloaked bug walks up to what appears to be another ordinary forest tree. He knocks on it a handful of times in succession, in a sort of rhythmic pattern. At first, nothing seems to happen, and you start having your doubts.
