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Holy shit, a shiny Pokemon?! Looks like this game isn't a total sack of Grookey turds after all! Alright, I'm just gonna throw a Quick Ball because he's pretty high leveled I don't want him to face-fuck my team and... what? WHAT?! I CAN'T THROW A POKEBALL?! What do you mean I can't throw a Pokeball, that's what I've been doing this whole goddamned game! All you do is just toss a Pokeball at the Pokemon that's standing around and scratching his ass, and boom! That's it! He's either caught, or he busts out and you throw another one! This is- You can't- You've gotta be fucking kidding me, it still won't let me throw a ball! Come on, do you have any idea how rare these things are?! Do you have any idea how many people spend their lives playing these fucking games without ever seeing these things?! Why the fuck would you take a good, solid formula that's worked perfectly for eight fucking generations and add these cockamamie dumbass restrictions on it now?! That's it: I was willing to give this piece of a shit a chance, but no: it sucks! I'd rather deep throat Heatran's red hot lava dong than keep playing this shitty game! No, even worse: I'd rather let an Aggron take a mountain-sized shit on my chest! What were they thinking?!
