>>20861503The tie was randomized.Rather than fight directly, Luchy decides to smash two birds with one stone. Using Strength, he picks a thrashing Golem up, then aims him straight at Johnny Cashews. If all goes right, he'll get blown the fuck out again.
"Hawwwwluuuuu....CHA!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWF17fTR8KsLuchy fires Golem down the battlefield using Fling. The rocky beast retracts into his shell to prevent scarring his face, and quickly picks up speed as he blazes the trails toward Johnny and the shiny hawk.
"Lucha!"
Luchy gives his rival an advance warning and orders him to get the fuck out of the way unless he wants to get squashed by over twenty pounds of pebbles and ass. The black hawk promptly jumps the fuck out of the way.
"Eh?! The hell are you running away scared for? Where's that luchador pride at?!"
A) Tell him to turn around.
B) No, don't, it's funnier if he doesn't know.