>>42626854>calling handegg "football"I want to kick the american fuck who inventend Handegg and called it football into the balls.
Everything you americans do is fucked and weird.
>Celcius is easy to understand, 0° is freezing, 100° is boiling>NAH LETS USE FAHRENHEIT MATE 32° FREEZING AND 212° BOILING FANCY THAT!>meters are clear and simple, 10 mm is 1 cm, 10 cm is 1 dm, 10 dm is 1 m, 1000m is 1 km, etc.>NAH LETS US INCHES AND FUCKING FEET, 12 INCHES IS 1 FEET AND ONE MILE IS ALMOST 5300 FEET SUPLER CLEAR FANCY THAT!>Okay there is that sport called football, where you kick the ball and->NAH LETS CALL IT SOCCER HAVE THIS PIGSKIN, HOLD IT AND RUN TO A POINT WITH IT CALL THAT FOOTBALL FANCY THAT! 