>>55909811Listen buddy, the MEDIA is behind this whole thing. They've summoned rocks from outer space to convert them into solid gold in order to bribe MrAJCosplay to give Horizon's a glowing review, all so they can push their anti-Ash agenda. The result? Us bucketman coomers are suppressed, and the people don't get what they really want. Which is Ash.
In fact, my analysts have told me that Horizons only has 4 viewers total. Sometimes even 0. There's no other explanation for this other than the Protect-Alain-Protocol.
