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>RSE
>OK, why not. Saph first.
>Lotad
>Is that a little duck with a lily pad sombrero?
>Get in here you bastard.
>Kills Roxanne
>Go to Dewford
>YOU MUST GO TO CAVE ANON
>Fine, Jesus. Go to cave, see fatty fat fat of fat known as Makuhita
>Whatever, let's get you in.
>Ludicolo and Hariyama alternate the game being murderknights
>Steven can't compare
>DPPt
>Shiny Graveler
>OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
>Manage to catch it before it explodes
>Name it Harvey cause hurr rocks are HEAVY so I name it Harvey
>Ends up killing everything in Galactic, power of teamwork with my top bro named Roswell the Magnezone is fighting like a madman too
>Beat the champion with the power of just two Pokemon
>Unovaland
>Scraggy
>Oh, I WAITED to use one of you.
>Name is Jackson after the Jackson 5
>Quiet, UGGHHH
>Still kills everyone regardless, he makes widows and takes them in his pants
>Throh holds the GODDAMN LINE while Jackson will come in and clean up
>Fuck yeah Unova
>Baguetteland
>Delphox, Tyrantrum, and Meowstic all come through to dispatch the game, not like it was hard
>Pet the fuck out of them and remember all the adventures when I see this thread
THIS is why I played motherfucking Pokemon. Sure, there are some things like Zangoose becoming god of death in an Emerald 386 run I went through, and even on a second playthrough of Ruby I saw him go the distance and destroy EVERYTHING. Thanks, /vp/. I'm gonna go make more bros by using different Pokemon.
