>>12742486>surfing on a sea turtle>which can eat rocks to sustain itself>>12742448Did you not thoroughly read the OP?
>Corphish:If it's impossible to evolve pokemon IRL, I'd eventually eat it. Otherwise, it would make for a cool boogie-board and disposal for wasted food.
If we can level up pokemon IRL, I'd grind like a maniac with it, and hopefully keep it under control.
>Conkeldurr:... Welp, my upcoming need for my own house would be solved. I could also get some income in utilizing its ability to make concrete. Could be a total bro, if all goes well.
>Aipom:Bitches love purple teddy bear-like monkies. It could be useful in construction along with Conkeldurr, and it'd make for a decent recon/spy.