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>"mistah merriku.....sir....preasu reconsideru.....i am veryu sorry fur de toxer incident.......preasu....i wirr makeu a better gameu than sword and shiredu..."
>joe laughs, shaking his head
>"Oh, Mr. Masuda...haha, you're right. Wouldn't feel right stuffing something with more bugs than Sword and Shield."
>masuda looks up, fear clouding his slitted eyes
>"r-rearry, mr. merriku?"
>Joe smirks, then looks down
>"No."
>the screams in the alleyway are deafened by the bustle of tokyo city life, but several men in the nearby vicinity feel a strange itchy feeling coming from their anus
>after performing the nefarious deed, the blood covered joe takes flight back to his home of the glorious USA
>after taking a long shower, he sees his fertility goddess of a girlfriend awaiting him naked on the bed
>"oh, joe, honey....do you mind if we try anal tonight?"
>"Of course, beautiful."
>joe goes to get the lube, but when he returns, he sees his girlfriend wearing a strap on
>"wha-"
>quickly cut off, joe's girlfriend shoots behind him, pinning him to the ground and raping his asshole
>"OW, OW, WHAT THE FUCK, that hurts, wait, what's that wriggling feeling, that feels like a bu-"
>suddenly, joe feels his head removed from his shoulders by the force of a massive, sharp katana
>ohmori turns to masuda in the execution chamber they stand in
>"masuda-sama, i thoughtu he wasu supposedu to haveu a peacefuru VR simuruation asu a finarr gift furr shirring foru us beforeu we kirred him."
>masuda chuckles darkly, watching the executioner remove the VR headset from joe's head and carrying his corpse out of the room
>"hehe...i hadu throwu in sormthing foru toxtricity, ohmori-san."
>both men laugh evilly
>"so whatu next, masuda-sama? our internu haveu taken overu merriku's tweetah accountu. sharru we go afteru bulbapedu, vee pee, or redditu?"
>masuda turns to ohmori with the blasting off twinkle in his eye
>"haha, i don't really know"
