>>24606811Your little pussy spaz attack seems par for the course, but as far as you're concerned you have every right to be distressed. It's not every day one of your closest companions suddenly outs himself as a traitorous phony with dangerously ambiguous intentions, and only -AFTER- attempting to mug you.
As it turns out, Giga Nigga is far and away from a nigga of any variety, least of all yours. In actuality, he is your former rival Dio, now a lone wolf and apparently a masquerader of black one trick pony gag characters.
And by the sounds of it he might not even be human either. Just another thing to keep in mind.
"Noi!"
Noivern steps up to defend you in that likely scenario, as being disintegrated by extraterrestrials is more-than-likely going to put a permanent end to his supply of sweet, sweet apples. You order him to stand down however, on the off-chance you can verbal-your-way out of this one.
>Talk to Dio..?A) "A-Are you a bodystealer?"
B) "So all those miniature hamburgers.. Were they just all LIES?!"
C) "B-But this makes no sense... Like, I saw you turn into a Swablu countless times!"
D) "Wake me up. Wake me up. WAKE ME UP."