>>17802851This is followed up by your best impression of yourself way back when, "To which I said: 'Actually, an edge implies sharpness like say from a blade or a knife, sharpness and combustion are two different qualities and thus are not likely to be caused by one another. I suggest that you re-think your insult with one that makes sense.'"
"Then he said: 'YEAH FAGGETTE, SAY WORDS!' then they all started laughing. The bell rang after that, and it was then that I realized that talking to those bullies made me late for class, so I tried to run away, but the lead bully grabbed me by my shoulder, so I squealed."
"He said: 'You're not going anywhere, you grill. Muh dick is riled up, and I want to stick my temperature in your grill, and you know, check if 'dat meat is ready for a seasoning.'"
"I said: 'What are you going do to me? And how long is this going to take? I'm really late for class.', as you can tell, I had no patience for losers back then, I was too edgy. I admit that now."
"That's when he grabbed my pants and discovered that I had a dick, and about a week later I found out he committed suicide, so in the end I personally think everything went well."
Everyone in the cafe is now staring at you.
