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Gen 1, circa 1998
>Wake up in odd house
>No one talks to you
>Wander around for a few minutes
>No one really has anything to say of note
>Finally try and just fucking leave
>Prof. Oak
>Hey woah there, kid, you'll get your shit pushed in just wandering off like that. Here take this pokemon, he'll watch your back.
>You'll probably need a pokedex too, if you want to be worth a shit. Best of luck, my man.
>Back out into the shit
>Only way to go is north
>Find Gary out in the wilderness west of Viridian, he somehow has a second pokemon
>Fuck how the fuck did he get a secon
>LEVEL NINE?
>Smell ya later, faggot. Maybe try to get gud while you're at it
>Plug in gameboy
>Head downstairs and get the school directory from the drawer
>Shit it's last years', your best friend is new this year
>There's the new one
>Call his house
>ring ring ring ring ring ring
>Hello?
>Yeah Bro's mom? Is my bro there?
>Ohhhh hold on, anon let me go get him
>Hello?
>Dude how the fuck do I catch other pokemon?
>See the building that says 'mart' in Viridian? Buy pokeballs in there. No that's the poke center, go next door. Yeah. Right. When youre fighting a thing you want to catch go to bag instead of fight and use a poke ball. Yep. Careful though sometimes they'll fail unless you weaken the thing first. BUT DONT KILL IT. Yeah it's kinda tough. Yeah. See you tomorrow dude.
>click
>Go in mart
>Oh hey you're from Pallet town?
>Take this shit to Oak for me, yeah? we were homies back in the day. Thanks little man.
>Run his errand
>Rest of the game opens up
>Head north
>Play pokemon
