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What the FUCK is the appeal of these games? Most of the time when I hate a game I can still understand why people like it but not with this shit. Think about what you actual do in these, think about what the “gameplay” is, remove the images of cartoon animals and the silly names for attacks and what do you get? You’re looking at a barebones menu, a couple of life bars and a stamina bar, and selecting one of the options over and over again (probably the same one or two as well) until either your bar or the opponents bar goes down, when you then (sometimes) switch to a new bar and a new selection of one or two menu options to click on. Then you do this hundreds of times over for the rest of the game. There is no reason for this to be a video game, it is mechanically simpler than the shitty mtg clone it spawned, it’s less engaging than doodling in your notebook during class, only a fucking subhuman could actually play this shit for more than ten minutes, it is nothing, the first level of the original super mario bros has more going on than an entire play through of one of these games. And I now i’ve also found out gamefreak is one of the only developers incompetent to give you a single save slot in the DS era and make it intentionally difficult to delete. What the fuck goes through your head while you play these? The foam that ends up coming out of your gaping retarded maw?
